Mar 1
Time traveling fic Bilbo: It’s Thorin! The dwarf I loved, the dwarf that died in my arms, the dwarf I will save-
Thorin: Grocer
Bilbo: The dwarf that I forgot was an asshole
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Time traveling fic Bilbo: It’s Thorin! The dwarf I loved, the dwarf that died in my arms, the dwarf I will save-
Thorin: Grocer
Bilbo: The dwarf that I forgot was an asshole
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To pass the time on long rides, Bilbo starts absent-mindedly braiding Myrtles mane. He does it almost subconsciously and is completely unaware of all the dwarf eyes keenly watching him.
Because they're good braids, some of them quite complicated and no one can understand just how he knows how to do that.
The only conclusion they could come to is that the hobbit must have a paramour back in The Shire, some long-haired lass who he spoils with pretty love-braids.
Thorins temper had been truly foul after Balin had proposed the theory out loud.
After weeks of Thorin sulking, it was ever curious: Ori, who finally asked where Bilbo had learned such intrecate braid work.
Bilbo then flushed and embaressedly explained that he'd learned it from competitive pie decorating.
king of the lonely mountain
ALRIGHT lemme tell you something
We all know this scene, we all love this scene
IN THE BOOK!!!! In the book after they had successfully driven Smaug out of the mountain, Thorin comes up to Bilbo and gives him the mithril shirt, just like in the movie, HOWEVER in the book he continues to adorn Bilbo with jewelry and then plants a crown of pearls and white gems and crystals atop his head
…the KING under the mountain…puts a CROWN on bilbos head…
AND PEOPLE SAY THEYRE NOT QUEER IN THE SLIGHTEST
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