Marxism Asthetic

a little beverage from the store doesn’t count as spending it’s just a little drinky drink

washing machine cycle ending explained

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

Me on a friday night

“The power’s out because what.”

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

That's just male bonding

I'm transitioning my gender from immovable object to unstoppable force

Ok? you live on Earth but you'd be surprised if you saw an elephant, or like the Pope outside

Both of those things exist though

girl I don't care if the Pope "exists" I'd still start screaming and running away if I saw him

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.