The evil king who will conquer the world!

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When did i rise

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

i'm sort of the tranny scott summers

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

How splendid

retro game store owner: crystal is $80

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

Need a barbasol bitch

I want to play a summer game...

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

???

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

Him? Babe those are clearly lesbians.