Love-the-life-you're-given

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

BAAABE YOUR NOODLES ARE BOILING!

Lost in the sauce

2025 bullies be like "gimme your Lunchcoin or I'll unsub from your dad's onlyfans"

here’s a link to the artist’s tweet about it, featuring the dick itself https://twitter.com/akkoarcade/status/1380764674656858117

I was truly expecting a Rick roll…but uhhh

system of a clown. you ever think of that

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

That took a turn I wasnt expecting!

the idea of john cena sitting down to watch supernatural, getting to the gunnar lawless episode and being like “oh dean is bi for sure” and then getting to later seasons and saying “oh he’s bi and in love with his best friend” and then getting to 15x18 and feeling so strongly about it that he tweets about love confessions said too late and then follows a bunch of destiel accounts is so. so funny.

Tumblr sure is a good way to learn about what's happening on twitter.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

They say ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king with his voice! Shouted him apart!

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”