It's important to know these things

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

@howtofuckamonster

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

@howtofuckamonster

Also, humanoid signs like Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo absolutely cannot date animal signs. That is interspecies erotica coded fucko and animals CANNOT CONSENT.

Aries, Capricorn and Taurus dating each other make me sick, they're all bovidae it's so obviously incest I-- 🤢

If you date a gemini that's polyamory-coded

Don't be silly! Sexuality is to be celebrated and love is love after all! You just have to accept that however you're doing it will be awful and problematic in some capacity, miring you in a constant low-level state of shame and guilt that can and will be weaponized against you at any time, should someone somewhere take offense to any of your actions or just your face. This process is enlightened and progressive and definitely not repackaged Original Sin

thank you tumblr user @beemovieerotica for elevating this post. or detruding it. one of these. at any rate the post level has definitely been changed in a significant way

This is the peak tumblr content I couldn't stay away from <3

I always lose a couple of followers when I take a shot at Christianity, but girl? what are you doing at the devil’s sacrament? 🤨 this is an obnoxiously loud monsterfucking blog. go to Bible study or smth damn

To be clear, I am at the devil’s sacrament to fuck the devil.

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

we would like to be inside it

As to be expected tumblr user howtofuckamonster

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

we would like to be inside it

does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

if you have to lean on that as a crutch you clearly won’t sexualize anything and need to study the masters. like whoever drew pregnant clippy

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

we will bare with you for many secs