We cyar give up, we come too far, this is who we are!

I'm looking to take Bugsnax commissions again!

I will make a sturdy and detailed felt doll of your favorite snak. I will also do fansnax, snakmonsters, or OCs.

For a simple design (like Kweeble or Cinnasnail), I charge $55-75, plus shipping. A complicated design (like Bunger or Daddy Cakelegs) would be $85-115.

Additionally, I can make small snak charms for $25-35.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

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