The Nefarious Anglerfish

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

a chaser asked me to spit preworkout in his mouth, Disolved 6mg of Estradiol into it first like a spiked drink, welcome to womanhood asshole

I'm cracking eggs with the precision of a benihana chef. flipped a disaffected young man into a raging bitch for the greater good of humanity, this shit aint nothing to me man

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

after ten beers and a pack of marxboros i highly doubt any "pulling out" will be happening.

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

Based on the present contents of my dash, this week's relationship goals are a snarky witch and/or disgraced medical doctor with alt-with-a-hint-of-goth fashion sense who's older than you by just enough to make her hooking up with you a little bit eyebrow-raising and regards making you take unlabelled drugs as a bonding activity.

(For the "okay, this one is so oddly specific it can't be vagueing a broad trend" crowd, joke's on you: I've got Fields of Mistria, Tactical Breach Wizards, and an inexplicable resurgence of Persona 5 thirstposting on my dash as we speak – though I'll grant the age gap in the last one is more than just a little bit eyebrow-raising!)

there really is an xkcd for everything, huh