Mostly Harmless

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

This also works for knuckles! But instead of doing a criss-cross, you just pull the tabs straight across, above and below the bend of your knuckle

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

Absolute bog standard post

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

wont someone do anything

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

ID: photo of a tabby cat sitting human-style, leaning back with one arm resting on a table with a huge glass of wine on it. Above him is a closeup of his own face, edges kinda blurred. Text reads “undiagnosed / but something ain’t right”