Mmm... A bit too much Sugar, no?

Using my own art as a reference and squinting at it like "how the hell did I do that"

I miss legit winter so much. The fuck is this

Due to stagnant wages, little social support, and artificially inflated costs of "living" theft has increased in grocery stores. That's why we here at Loblaws are proud to announce our $10 billion automated turret system that will gun you down in the parking lot if you try to steal luxury items like food and baby formula. This has the added bonus of creating jobs because we need to hire some staff to drag the corpses away on the corpse wagons and yeah it does pay a competitive $15 an hour

Nintendo waited years to show that Bowser was down bad for fat bitches but I always knew he was cultured with refined taste, a true visionary

going to tumblr after spending all day on twitter is like being trapped in a burning building, jumping out the window into the building next door, going “eugh the wallpaper sucks” and then jumping back into the burning building.

If Tumblr dies too I'm just gonna stop being online altogether and start tagging the southern California region with my witty and insightful musings

All things that you should not have to be rich in order to do

#those things shouldn't be fucking pipe dreams!