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mtg's the hobbit set is fucking hysterical because as it turns out there are not enough things in one very short book to make even a small magic set and so they are literally having to make cards of every ranbdom sentence that was said in the book just to fill slots

something-soup-something

wouldn’t the Lord of the rings work better in that case?

txttletale

ah, well, you see, they already made a Lord of the Rings set in 2023. it was a huge success and so they decided that clearly iut needed a sequel, and what better to form a sequel adaptation of comparable scope than the hobbit, something which has never gone wrong before,

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putting-swears-back-in-images

There is so much fucking rage in my fucking heart when I see people censor the swears

I saw someone censor their own fucking fanfic description on AO3!!! "[The characters] f*ck." DO THEY??? DO THEY?!?!??! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU TO WRITE THE FUCKING WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DARE USE THE WORD.

Your blog soothes my rage. You make right what has gone wrong.

God fucking bless you.

Honestly yeah tho. That’s why I fucking do this. There is a lot of complying in advance I am seeing that we do not need to be doing at all.

Do not lay belly up and die. Say fuck like your life depends on it.

the-haiku-bot

Do not lay belly

up and die. Say fuck like your

life depends on it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

deergirlsrituals

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

bladeemaid

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

deergirlsrituals

#also pink stone in the real world #we have that

bioniclechicken

Bad guys

Happy Roboriders Day

#bionicle #810 #810nicle day #oh hell yeah

unliikelylovers

it’s been said before and it’s not even close to the worst thing but it sucks how our current robber barons are such philistines. like these guys aren’t even building libraries or concert halls. they can’t even pretend to enjoy art, and they don’t see any value in signaling that they appreciate art

higglety

this current batch of the fithy-rich is BORING. They're BORING. Oh you have a yacht that's bigger than anybody else's yacht but functionally no different from one of your fancy houses? BORING. You have yet another fast car? YAWN. You ate a burger but like, a special burger? whatever. FUND AN OPERA ABOUT ANOTHER RICH GUY YOU HATE, DIPSHITS. How about you put a concert hall with your name on it in every city in the US and fund their operations for the next decade, if you're so rich????? unless you're too poor to afford that????? How many people do you, personally, directly employ, and what are their salaries? Do you pay well enough to command the loyalty and willing service of any masters of their craft? It would be so easy to win the absolute love and adoration of the masses in this climate but no, they wanna build bunkers and play politics in order to save a few more miserable nickles.

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nattarthetimedragon

Happy Bionicle Day!!! Here are my new part packs

the parts to make custom Kanoka and Bamboo disks. there is a some expanded lore for the Kanoka in here too. Have fun for a $1 tip I only get

My second masks I have made, this has all ten with both a split and full versions. some have extra versions too. In joy the Kanohifor a $1 t

#bionicle #810

lynns-bonkle-blog

Happy M/D/Y 8/10!, here's a Mangai interpretation I've been chipping away at for the past month or so. I wanted to play with the idea of them being from different parts of the MU and having different levels of experience, so some of them have different non-Metru builds.

I have something more complicated planned for the other 8/10, but that's not for another two months so I have .

#bionicle #toa mangai #810

catasters

#the abyss stares back

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

rosslynpaladin

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

should-be-sleeping

In the 90's the record breaking summer temp where I lived was like 85 degrees btw. It's been over 100 for a week straight now.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Where I live, the deciduous trees have been losing their leaves in winter instead of autumn for several years now and the first time I got swooped by nesting birds this year was July 15th, the actual dead middle of winter. They're supposed to herald the spring.

nipple-brains

Where I am every spring plant is blooming and a lot of animals are migrating back that wouldn't be yet. A guy at the lake pointed out one of the migrating duck species was back early recently and we both were kinda upset about it instead of hyped

afanofmanyhats

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Bionicle - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lhikan (Bionicle), Tuyet (Bionicle), Nidhiki (Bionicle) Summary:

Before the Toa Metru, there were the Toa Mangai. A team of eleven heroes coming from different corners of the Matoran Universe, united under the leadership of Toa Lhikan to defend the City of Legends from danger. The only tales that have been well-known so far are the betrayals of Tuyet and Nidhiki. Here, the memoirs of Toa Marn, Toa Mangai of Earth, and of Kodan, the Chronicler of the Toa Mangai, shall fill out the record. Learn the dynamics of the four Toa of Ice that made up a third of the team; discover the struggles of Naho and Kanae, the Toa of Water and Plantlife, in the face of their sister’s betrayal; find out about Motara, the Toa Mangai of Stone, and his history with the Nynrah Ghosts; and witness the decline of Metru Nui from its golden age, as constant existential threats from the Dark Hunters drove Turaga Dume to greater paranoia and control. Here, you will read about heroes and villains, traitors and paragons, freedom and despotism. Read a new legend of the BIONICLE.

afanofmanyhats

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2 is finally up! A massive thanks to @crystaltoa for beta-reading and giving me suggestions that broke my writer’s block. Hopefully future chapters will be out more frequently. Enjoy!

afanofmanyhats

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49820440/chapters/168963886

Chapter 3 is up! Thank you @crystaltoa and @tiredspacedragon for your help!

afanofmanyhats

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49820440/chapters/239751691

Here is chapter 4, just in time for 810NICLE Day! I hope y'all enjoy!

#bionicle #toa mangai #!!!

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bogleech

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

#what the fuck

domjordanillustration

rock raiders

#lego

alastheswarmleaderhasescaped

Anyone ever seen these pictures of the Toa Nuva prototypes before because I am losing my mind

#bionicle #yup #absolutely hideous creatures #interesting to see they had the mask designs figured out #before they came up with the dual weapon functionality gimmick #and that the reason gali is the only one to use the nuva legs as arms #is because she originally only had them as arms and not as legs

evilsexy

toothsalad

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wiisagi-maiingan

It's so funny how cishet men will go online and rant about how no women are dating "normal" men because they only want ripped 6'4" supermodel beautiful billionaires and won't give any other man a chance and they're going to hit 30 or 40 and be lonely and miserable and it's like

My man, you are literally just going to the internet and telling absolutely everyone that no woman wants you. You are going online and creating videos that women with "normal" boyfriends and husbands and "normal" men with girlfriends and wives will watch where you show that you're so set in your belief that you're the cream of the crop that you can't even comprehend that women don't want you because you're an asshole. I can promise you that if you were like 50% less of a dick and if you stopped being a misogynist, then you would have no problem finding a girlfriend who loves you but that's not gonna happen because you fundamentally do not see women as actual people who deserve respect and who can have standards for their partners.

(This post was made by a trans person, r.adfems are not welcome here.)

wiisagi-maiingan

Nerdy guys get girlfriends. Awkward guys get girlfriends. Fat guys get girlfriends. "Ugly" guys get girlfriends. Neurodivergent guys get girlfriends. Disabled guys get girlfriends. Guys who live with their parents get girlfriends. Guys with bad haircuts and acne and speech impediments and low incomes and trailers and rundown apartments and no jobs get girlfriends.

If you treat the women around you as complex people deserving of kindness, respect, and friendship instead of walking sex dolls or trophies or "ugly bitches" that don't deserve your attention, then you'll find plenty of women who are interested in you as a person and will want to share a life with you. Work on your fucking misogyny.

#i also highly recommend just like #going out and walking around #looking at the people you see #looking at the couples #you are going to see a lot of people you do not consider attractive #you will see people shorter than you #people you think you're better looking than #people with worse hair #people fatter than you #people with lisps or limps or really terrible fashion sense #and many of them will be out with a partner #doing normal couple things #get out of your echo chambers and go look at the real world #maybe you'll even bump into someone who'll like you #if you can manage not to be an asshole to them

milesconure

Things I learned after I started building my first ever LEGO set,

all the pieces are divided into couple of plastic bags, they're not in one single bag,

the fear of losing small pieces is very real,

stickers!!! :DDD

assembling a LEGO set is 10% building and 90% searching for the correct pieces,

sometimes you realize that you may be stupid,

if you connect two wrong pieces it's near damn impossible to disconnect them,

endorphins exist,

you scream from joy like a little kid when you notice that some parts can be moved into different positions (I reached a brand new level of happiness when I saw that you can change angles of the blasters in StarScavenger),

you have so much fun that you actually don't want to finish too soon.

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