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stab scene intimacy coordinator

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

found some pages crediting this photo to David Silverman. I couldn’t find the exact photo, but here are the same bears (mama and baby) from another angle <3

could you lie

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want