friend pelican

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Ah no, buddy, you’re not an impostor, you’re a part of the crew. You’re among friends, I promise. You can let us know if you ever need to vent.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

These may be my last words or the last time I write a post, so I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.

I write these words in great pain, my eyes brimming with tears. I can no longer bear this situation. I am exhausted by hunger, severe anemia, my father's cancer, and the exorbitant cost of the medications he needs.

All I care about is getting rid of the cancer my father is suffering from and the constant pain. Please help me buy his medication so his body can recover and he can resume his life, and to save me, my entire family, and my young niece who is suffering from malnutrition and anemia.

Please donate if you can. Your donation will enable me to buy medicine for my father, and it will save him, save me, and save my whole family. Our lives are at stake from hunger, disease, and anemia, and it will end the constant pain. Gofundme

Nader's father needs pain relief. Donate what you can. This is campaign number 4 on the @gazavetters account. I personally assure you that your donations will go directly to Nader, his family, and his ailing father.

Friends, I beg you to help us and donate. You don't know how we will live if this aid stops. My family is large; we are nine people in this family, and we all depend on this aid to survive. Please, please don't hesitate to donate. Please donate now. We need 680 euros to reach 6000. Please, please donate.

Dear friends, we still need 640 euros. Please continue donating. One person has already donated; please match their donation and give what you can. Please.

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

starwalker saturday

you know what day it is