pardon my delay, i'm navigating

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

no more stress thanks, i’m full

I’m not a real person. I’ve never been one. I’ve been faking it this entire time and I just know they’re going to find out soon and I’ll lose everything