Little Lost Kid

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

Let me be your 4 am thoughts.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO BOTTLED TEA IN ENGLAND 

In Asia you can get it in cans and bottles

Still dying.

@mrdevorak

(OOC OKAY I KNOW THIS ISN’T THE USUAL STUFF I POST BUT MY BRITISH ASS WAS GIGGLING FOR FIVE MINUTES (resulting in an asthma attack but oh well) AND I NEEDED TO SHARE IT)

Yeah we got tea from China but may I remind you we took over Hong Kong and dealt them drugs to get it because we liked tea that much.

that makes it worse

@not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

Field trips that were half a day and you had to go back to class when yall came back was a SCAM

Talkin about “Ok, return back to your 7th period class” bitch no. Im going home llol

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.