I cant keep a url lmao

—Neo-Mongol raiders continue to foil Donald Trump’s attempt to build the wall.

—Fidel Castro returns as a zombie and takes over Cuba once again.

—M. Night Shyamalan creates a movie based on the Legend of Korra series starring Tommy Wiseau as Amon. 

— The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov switches from coal to green energy in order to lessen it’s environmental impact. Vladimir Putin announces Russia is going green on live TV while garroting a dissident to death with a piece of piano wire.  

— North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announces that he has successfully “caught them all”.

— The basketball team Miami Heat moves to Canada.

— The last ISIS forces in Syria surrender to the Bronies.

A significant number of Pardners are being replaced with individuals of an as of yet unidentified replicant entity. This specific force can be identified by the use of a SpongeBob icon and the blog title “Orgasm”, shown below in figure 1.

These forces have spread rapidly. The true extent of their growth can be seen through the icons of formerly Roundup-controlled posts, shown figure 2.

The central hub of the Roundup is currently decommissioned, leading to speculation of a top-down disassembly of the roundup.