shrimpin'

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

The bar just keeps getting lower on this image macro. Six months it's gonna say "clean water."

what is happening in the replies to this post why is like literally every type of scam going on in there, what the fuck

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

I dont ljke him

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul