shrimpin'

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

The bar just keeps getting lower on this image macro. Six months it's gonna say "clean water."

what is happening in the replies to this post why is like literally every type of scam going on in there, what the fuck

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

I dont ljke him

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

Okay but this is actually one of the most useful things you learn in creative writing workshops! Namely: Not all of the feedback you get is going to be useful! In fact, most of it isn’t! What you’re looking for are the people who vibe with your work and understand what you’re going for. Those are the people who can help you make your work better! But if you try to please everyone? Then you’re stripping out what makes your story uniquely yours. You’re stripping out what’s going to challenge and resonate with your audience. So don’t ever try to appeal to a wider audience! If you want those diehard fans who are going to follow your catalogue, let your work be weird. Lean into what you love about it. That’s what’s going to stick with your audience at the end of the day.

This is what “write for yourself” actually means. Write for an audience that happens to want exactly what you want, and don’t change or remove or water down things for hypothetical readers who don’t like your writing.

One size fits nobody well.