some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

goodbye straight people

maybe the hand doing the feeding Wants to be bitten..

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love