ryland grace propaganda (go vote for him)
he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference
he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.
he's aroace
he throws up almost as much as he cries
he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him
he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space
he puts the not in astronaut
he gets sick on the elevator
he has a codependent relationship with a crab
he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans
he likes foxes
he's the cool teacher at his middle school
he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ
his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him
his glasses are repelled from his face
he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it
he has a very corny sense of humor
he likes skittles
you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace
he has hella burn scars
he has chronic pain
he canonically uses mobility aids
he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.
ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-
WRONG. you are judging by the actor's looks. judge instead by the character's swagless aura and wet cat rizz.
