listen i love you all very much

i need to make dinner but i don't want to

lady looked at me crazy because i asked if the smoothie called "violet paradise" had any violets in it like is this not the weird juice store? violets are edible why are you looking at me like that why don't you have any beet juice i'm displeased with your selection and your prices

why can't i get any beet juice where are all the beets someone milk a beet for me right now or i'm going to light everything on fire

Saturn is my grandfather he definitely ate my dad when i was ten and now he spends his time breathing down my neck and tickling my ears for fun

i need to be banned from poshmark like people keep accepting my unreasonably low offers lmao

a short zipper just bothers tf out of me

i like a pant with a long zipper

i dont have to work until like 11pm which is cool i can't move rn tho which is not cool

i am a human bean too