listen i love you all very much

i need to borrow someone's truck and i need to take the plates off just for a bit don't ask too many questions just let me do my business

just a few more weeks of this and then i'll be free

getting paid to watch fireworks from the rooftop of this big ass building

the water is as pink as the sky

i'm going to throw glass in a dumpster later to feel better

i need to make dinner but i don't want to

lady looked at me crazy because i asked if the smoothie called "violet paradise" had any violets in it like is this not the weird juice store? violets are edible why are you looking at me like that why don't you have any beet juice i'm displeased with your selection and your prices