unfortunately i am both Tom Sawyer and the fool he tricked into painting that fence

we are going swimming and i didn't shave oopsies hope everyone is chill about it

i like my bread the same way i like my radishes

i'm trying to be like shit rolling down a hill unstoppable

i have to be up in four hours 😀

anyway chicken is marinating my hands smell like cilantro my dishes are done i'm almost finished with my laundry just need to do some deep stretching to get ready for work and all will be well in the land of me

my schedule has afforded me so much alone time in the house it is very pleasant

i used to own two bowls made of German shot glass that were virtually unbreakable they were both color changing the first one turned blue and the second one turned a cool shade of red so i named the one Blooregard Q Kazoo and its counterpart Red which i thought was very clever of me as a fan of Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends unfortunately one of my bum of a shitloaf exes broke Red and i finally broke Blue a few years later and the glass blower who made them retired so this is all to say that i'm cleaning my new bowl rn and i haven't thought of a name for it yet

longest thursday of my life and i still have 12 more hours before i'll even be home :)