listen i love you all very much

just a few more weeks of this and then i'll be free

getting paid to watch fireworks from the rooftop of this big ass building

the water is as pink as the sky

i'm going to throw glass in a dumpster later to feel better

i need to make dinner but i don't want to

lady looked at me crazy because i asked if the smoothie called "violet paradise" had any violets in it like is this not the weird juice store? violets are edible why are you looking at me like that why don't you have any beet juice i'm displeased with your selection and your prices

why can't i get any beet juice where are all the beets someone milk a beet for me right now or i'm going to light everything on fire