been eating rice that was left out overnight again

why is everyone pretending to care about soccer all of a sudden you don't like soccer quit lying

he did say my reconstruction surgery was immaculate tho and that i had an incredible recovery so i'm not too mad at him

i could tell the eye doctor thought i was a paranoid freak i hate male doctors

i have to pick out new glasses at the eye doctor today and i'm nervous what if i pick the wrong ones?

these pants are like two inches too long but i cant find my rotary cutters anywhere because i hid them from my roommate and i hid them too well

living on leftover brisket and watermelon currently

i should fry up some chicken hearts and see if my friends will eat them or get scared