unfortunately i am both Tom Sawyer and the fool he tricked into painting that fence

will i find the large gator skull of my dreams today

i have a very complicated relationship with vulnerability if you couldn't tell

maybe my friends will save me from myself today maybe i rely on external forces to correct my negative behaviors too much maybe i am helpless maybe it feels good to be loved and cared for maybe none of this is wrong

how does one survive a crush ?

want to shove my face in this bowl of sofrito and blow bubbles of flavor

i lie to people and tell them i don't know how to cook and that is fun for me

i wish i was asleep but i'm not so i'll cook for the week i guess

overtime good getting home at 4am bad

them old farts are proud pedophiles

a man born in the 40's told me i'm too old for him today