a loaf lies bleeding

a loaf for love loaves filled with love to be loaf-less is to be love-less

i wish to make bread for everyone i love

everyone's stupid but not me i'm one smart cookie

i'm feeling judgemental af today

anyone who dies via gator wasn't meant for this world anyway

you got to be a special kind of stupid to be swimming in non-designated swimming areas right smack in the middle of breeding season

i have spent like half my life following gators around and i only had one real close call and it was my own damn fault

no i don't care and i know without any context that it was the person's fault and not the gator's

people always come to me when someone gets eaten by a gator and i find that really funny

i am very judgmental about zipper length don't even get me started on that

men will wear low rise pants and hike them up because they really don't want to be wearing low rise pants and i find it revolting

why are men so afraid of longer inseams why are they so afraid of pant that sits at their natural waistline