listen i love you all very much

i sat down as soon as i got home that was a huge mistake

the man with the neck tattoos at the bus stop isn't going to save you btw

drinking my thick viscous berry beverage and eating my hairy kiwi yum yum

a lot of doors opened up for me the moment i stopped being afraid to eat kiwi skin

someone argued with me about Darwinism again today and that was really annoying

moths have such short lifespans sometimes i bet some moths never have to experience the 4th of july

what do all the flying night creatures do on the nights people are just setting off bombs for fun

does anyone else worry about the moths with all these fireworks

i need to borrow someone's truck and i need to take the plates off just for a bit don't ask too many questions just let me do my business

just a few more weeks of this and then i'll be free