not a teen wolf

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

project hail mary is awesome because how often do we get puppet yaoi. people are shipping famous movie star ryan gosling with a puppet. and thats sick as hell.

I don't like complaining but it's too warm outside and I'm covered in bug bites and my dicks fallin off :(

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

I do not need to queue up for another game I need to find someone I love and kiss them kindly

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

my boobs are watered and my crops couldn't be more bountiful. the world is my oyster, life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long

the writers did so fucking well at portraying and deconstructing the over abundant amount that lestat in the text romanticizes his abusers. he calls it the "seduction of magnus" multiple times throughout the vampire chronicles instead of admitting he was preyed upon. when you read the books you have to look between the lines of his flowery prose and avoidance but the show took a corny over the top music video style approach and then slammed it next to a full blown ptsd flashback to make sure the audience did not have a chance to misinterpret or mock anything and i respect them for that