Hungry Hungry Himbo

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

such poise, such gra - oh nevermind

@oblivionsdream Whoopsie daisy

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

*spends time improving at a skill* woah I'm just like vegeta

if you follow me you DO have a chance to fuck me NEVER give up

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time