this winter hasn’t been so rough

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

I love it when the Buffy writers give characters painfully ironic names. Glory for a god who's fallen from grace and no longer has the status she's used to. Harmony for a mean girl who constantly judges others. Faith for a girl who no longer trusts anyone on Earth let alone any kind of higher power. Dawn for a girl whose beginnings turned out to be completely false. Scott Hope for a character who makes me feel nothing but despair anytime he shows up. Really incredible stuff.

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation