this winter hasn’t been so rough

The US senate is such a gaggle of old fucks that the old fuck everyone was sure dropped dead last week wasn't even the old fuck that dropped dead last week

a hometown is a type of dead wife

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

none of the minions can be female because nobody wants to fuck them and they cant be male because nobody wants to write fanfic of them.

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

not a cellphone in sight…….. just living in the moment

Hey why is it that minority characters are punished or lectured for characteristics that Dean and Sam are praised for? Or at the very VERY least left alone to stew in? A black man was just told off for having a temper on the same show as THEE Dean Winchester. Are we joking? And families are lectured for doing everything they can to bring their loved ones back from the dead, and I’m sure there’s more specific examples but I can’t think of them and it just makes me angry

aruba jamaica ooo I wanna take you to bermuda bahama come on pretty mama key largo montego baby why don't we go

had another dream last night that I was a beloved member of the pittsburgh penguins. just a real glue guy. a positive presence in the locker room. the kind of teammate guys go to war for. in the dream sully decided to scratch me because, in his words, I had never scored a point and couldn’t really skate. the team was so outraged on my behalf that they sent sid to talk to him and sid explained that it was damaging to team morale to not have me on the ice every night, lifting the guys’ spirits and inspiring the team with all the intangibles I brought to the room. sully was like jesus christ fine she can play