this winter hasn’t been so rough

aruba jamaica ooo I wanna take you to bermuda bahama come on pretty mama key largo montego baby why don't we go

had another dream last night that I was a beloved member of the pittsburgh penguins. just a real glue guy. a positive presence in the locker room. the kind of teammate guys go to war for. in the dream sully decided to scratch me because, in his words, I had never scored a point and couldn’t really skate. the team was so outraged on my behalf that they sent sid to talk to him and sid explained that it was damaging to team morale to not have me on the ice every night, lifting the guys’ spirits and inspiring the team with all the intangibles I brought to the room. sully was like jesus christ fine she can play

i miss challengers so bad can they remake it every year with the exact same cast and plot but make it a different sport every time

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

wait i forgot about my favorite low stakes headcanon which is that sasha from heated rivalry grows up to be stefon

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.