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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do thoseĀ āreblog for X, this one really works!ā posts, but this one doesnāt have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnāt even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youāll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youāll love
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Itās Mormon conference weekend, which happens twice a year, and is when all the Mormons stay in and listen to new talks given by their leaders all day long on Saturday and Sunday. Itās consequently also a very scary time for the gay community in Utah, and the whole weekend we often send and receive lots of texts checking in, making sure everyoneās okay, asking if theyāve heard the latest awful talk condemning us. Thereās real world applications to everything that happens there. Parents are āmovedā to disown their children, coworkers and friends and neighbors are reminded to Other us and treat us accordingly. Suicide rates increase significantly. I remember the year after they announced children of gay parents would have to formally disown them before theyād be welcome in the church, and for two weeks afterward a group chat updated the gay community in my area almost every day with a handful of names who were not longer with us. A talk just concluded that said confusing both your gender identity and your gender role is the influence of Satan, which is deeply harmful to young trans kids and to young women. This isnāt a fun or sexy post for your timeline it just sucks and I hate Mormons and I can feel how difficult this next week is going to be as a result.
I justā¦ I know itās easy to just joke about Mormons and consider them harmless cause Utah is just one state and who lives there?? But like, I do. And lots of gay and trans people do, as well as poc, and young women who have had their whole lives and concepts of self defined by this bullshit. Itās the popular culture and itās the state laws and itās everything itās not just something people do in Sundays. A friend of mine went on a Mormon mission and realized he was gay after heād been having psychosomatic seizures. For four months. Because heād been trained to repress it so well. Like you all KNOW itās important to me to love and respect all religions but thatās not a fucking religion theyāre absolutely evil and making millions of dollars off of this shit and it makes me so mad.
as someone who lives in the capital of utah and is surrounded and well educated on the mormon church i can say with no hyperbole it is a cult motivated by money, it is terrifying the influence they have on everything from laws to culture in utah and the conference was very anti lgbt focused, be there for your utahn friends
reminder that the mormons have declared war on the united states multiple times, are aggressively recruiting when and wherever they can to the point leaving utah to go as a conversion missionary is considered an inherent part of graduation and often a prerequisite for employment, have a frightening level of indoctrination that includes attacking anyone who leaves like just shy of scientologist āi need a lawyer to leave this religionā levels of what the fuck universities in utah have actual classes for women to learn how to be housewives, that level of dystopia
Actually, you do need a lawyer to leave. See quitmormon.org.
okay that brings us up to, what, eight red flags? nine?
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, theyāre funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
āto your battle stations, boys! itās time to line up and see whoās tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.ā
āhereās a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me themā
B A B E
āeveryone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but donāt know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.ā
ālindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didnāt smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldnāt be sad. it was hard not to listen.ā
i canāt wait to read this book tbh
thanks for all the love!!
the story is part one in a series sheās gonna write called āthe 23 islandsā and itās about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and itās about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because itās dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they donāt find it tho because each book is a different island
These are all amazing.
1 minute and 9 seconds of peak tv contentĀ
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Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
Ma-ia ha ha
alo
Salut
sunt eu
unā¦ haiduc???
dont you sick fucks make me relive this
SI TE ROGā¦. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTEĀ FERICIEEEEEAAAAĀ Ā
ALO?
Alo?
sunt eu
PICASSO
ti-am dat beep
si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimicššš
VREI SA PLECI DAR
Nu mÄ, nu mÄ ieei
NU MÄ, NU MÄ IEI
nu mÄ, nu mÄ, nu mÄ iei
I have no idea what happened here
Lucky bastard. Itās stuck in my head now
CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEIĀ
MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI
my whole damn life just flashed before my eyes
Iām sorry I still love this fuckin song
Wolf pup howling for the first time
Iāve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, youāre welcome. This is my favourite thing.
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Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dogās joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies downā¦.
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this is what peaking on molly feels like
Iām so obsessed with this
Found these two things today. Anyway Mexico is cool and reblog with other additions if you see them
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I know itās illegal but whenever I get antibiotics from the doctor I save a few and give them to friends or coworkers who donāt have insurance so that when cold season comes they might be able to shorten their illness
That is not good- thatās not quite how antibiotics work.
Antibiotics kill some bacteria, but donāt manage to kill other bacteria. Just like when you get a particular sickness (or a vaccination), your body can protect you from future infections, any bacteria that came into contact with the antibiotic is protected from future doses of that antibiotic. Bacteria are very virulent breeders, so they spawn more resistant bacteria.
If you take the full dose of antibiotics, your natural antibodies can deal with the cells that are resistant while the medicine kills off the bacteria that isnāt resistant. If you donāt take the full course of antibiotics, then your body has to deal with both the resistant and the non-resistant strains of bacteria, and it can become overwhelming. Also, most bacteria are able to pass on genes between still-living cells, so that previously non-resistant strains become resistant, and you have inadvertently cultivated a stronger strain of bacteria.
Furthermore, colds and the flu are viral infections, so antibiotics donāt work against them anyway. The best protection against viral infections are vaccinations, as there are not many viruses that we have developed anti-viral medication against, once you already have the disease. If there are anti-viral medications, it is even more important that you take the full dose of the medication, because anti-viral medication is even harsher against the body than antibacterial medication is.
How antibiotics work
How antiviral medication works
Spread this around; antibiotics are not candy
To put it shortly: antibiotics donāt do shit for the cold. You need to take the entire bottle that is prescribed to you. People not doing that is how antibiotic resistant infections crop up. People like OP are literally why diseases like MRSA exist.
OP shouldnāt feel bad about good intentions but this is really dangerous. Thereās also the risk that your friends are allergic to the specific type of antibiotics you give them.
things that a better-off person can do for their sick less-well-off friends that donāt involve breeding superbacteria through misue of antibiotics:
Buy them cold medicineĀ
Buy them cough drops
Buy them fancy tissues with lotion
Make them too much soup to eat in one go and freeze half for later
Find them a low-cost clinic and accompany them there
Tell them you are giving them their dayās wages and they are staying home Friday/Monday and then do.
Go to their house. Wash the dishes, take out the garbage, walk the dog, scoop the cat or just plain change the whole litter box, clean the bathtub and mom voice them until they take a hot shower or steam their head.
if they have asthma or bronchitis and are out of inhaler but you have a half-full one, that is a thing you can sanitize and share.
ditto palliative prescription medication likeĀ āI have half a bottle of lidocaine gargle, you want it?āĀ āI am bringing you the rest of my Robitussin with codeineāĀ āhere harvest some ibuprofen from my giant bottle of 1,000 ibuprofenā
I feel like some of this should have been covered in high school health class. It would do a lot to combat misuse of antibiotics. Superbacteria is really dangerous for everyone but is particularly bad for people with multiple antibiotic allergies and will lead to hospital stays for IV antibiotics of kinds they can take.
Agreed. High school health class curricula simply havenāt been set up to take into account a future in which the middle class has dissolved and a huge chunk of Americans canāt afford to go to a doctor if they get a cold. - _ -
Last year, I had caught a bad case of strep throat. I usually get it a couple of times a year because my tonsils suck, but this time it was BAD. I was taking amoxicillin like I had been before, but nothing was happening. I was still sick 2 weeks later. I told my doctor and he gave me a different antibiotic and it cleared up.
I was telling one of my friends about all of it, and he says āOh do you need some amoxicillin? I never finished my bottle when I got strep because it went away after like 3 daysā.
Like a week before I got sick, that same friend and I were out having dinner, and we shared a bit of food. This asshat gave me an amoxicillin-resistant strain of strep throat because he didnāt finish his antibiotics. I couldnāt eat anything solid and could barely drink for 2 weeks because someone thought he was āfeeling better and didnāt need medicineā.
Finish your god damn antibiotics people!!!!
Yeah, i was taught this in year 3. This is just another thing you americans can add to your āwhy our our educational system is crapā list and its really scary how this isnt common knowledge there
bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the wordsĀ āchinese hoaxā heāll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you thatĀ āoh no boo hoo you canāt stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess itās just not worth extinguishing youā. heād stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stanĀ
Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.
Tbh, Iād help him
Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nyeās nameless henchperson
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HEY YOU YEAH YOU
DO YOU LIKEĀ FAKE MARRIAGEĀ STORIES?
DO YOU LIKEĀ SPIES??
DO YOU LIKEĀ SMOL CHILDREN WITH PSYCHIC POWERS???
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I HAVE A NEW MANGA FOR YOU
MEET SPY X FAMILY
THE MAN IS AGENT TWILIGHT, A SPY WHO HAS DISCARDED EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PAST IN OrDER TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY OF WESTALIS IN OPPOSITION TO THE COUNTRY OF OSTANIA
KINDA COLD WAR-ISH
HE KICKS ASS, HAS ALL THE GADGETS AND CAN CREATE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-LIKE FACE-CHANGING MASKS
HEāS THE KINDA GUY YOU REALLY DONāT WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH
FOR HIS NEXT JOB HEāS GOTTA TAKE OUT A POLITICIAN WHO ONLY COMES OUT IN PUBLIC FOR HIS SONāS ELITE SCHOOL REUNIONS
AND TO INFILTRATE THAT AGENT TWILIGHT IS GONNA NEED
*DRUM THE FUCKING ROLLS*
TO ADOPT A KID!
THIS IS ANYA
SHE SMOL
SHE CUTE
SHE A RUNAWAY CHILD FROM AN UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENT THAT GAVE HER THE POWER TO READ PEOPLEāS THOUGHTS
SHE MAY HAVE HORNS, ANTENNAE OR JUST A BOW, IāM NOT SURE
SHE LEARNS TWILIGHT IS A SPY AND TRICKS HIM INTO ADOPTING HER AND THUS BEGINS THE FAKE!PARENT AND CHILD SHENANIGANS WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CUTE BONDING
CAN YOU FEEL THE DIABETES YET
BUT THE SCHOOL ALSO REQUIRES MEETINGS TO BE WITH BOTH PARENTS, SO TWILIGHT NEEDS TO FIND A WIFE
THUS ENTERS YORU BRIAR
SHEāS A 27-YEAR-OLD OFFICE WALLFLOWER
SHEāS AN ORPHAN WHO RAISED HER YOUNGER BROTHER ON HER OWN
SHE STICKS HER LEGGY UP REAL FAR
SHEāS ALSO A HITWOMAN UNDER THE CODENAMEĀ āTHORN PRINCESSā WHO ESPECIALIZES IN KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH HUGE NEEDLES AND CAN PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUāLL THANK HER
(SHEāS STRONGER THAN TWILIGHT TOO)
WHEN SHE LIES TO HER BROTHER ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM OFF HER BACK, HER BROTHER INSISTS IN MEETING THE MAN PERSONALLY AND WILL EVEN REJECT A JOB PROMOTION UNTIL THEY MEET
AND SO THESE TWO CASUALLY MEET AND WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANYA, WHO FINDS OUT YORU IS A HITWOMAN AND REALIZES HAVING A SPY AND A HITWOMAN FOR PARENTS WOULD BE ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO HELP EACH OTHERāS GOALS
TWILIGHT WILL PRETEND TO BE YORUāS BOYFRIEND TO GET HER BROTHER OFF HER BACK
YORU WILL PRETEND TO BE TWILIGHTāS WIFE SO ANYA CAN GET IN THE ELITE SCHOOL
BUT BECAUSE THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS SO HEAVY WITH SUSPICION AND PEOPLE ARE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED TO BEING SPIES ALL THE TIME, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE-MARRY FOR REAL, JUST TO APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE AND THROW SUSPICION OFF THEM AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SECRET JOBS
BUT JUST UNTIL THEY MEET THEIR GOALS RIGHT GUYS
THEREāS DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ANY REAL FEELINGS DEVELOPING OR ANYTHING RIGHT GUYS
YES THAT IS A GRENADE PIN TWILIGHT USED AS A WEDDING RING GUYS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL, GREATEST THING IS? NOBODY KNOWS THE OTHER PARTYāS SECRET
TWILIGHT DOESNāT KNOW YORU IS A HITWOMAN
YORU DOESNāT KNOW TWILIGHT IS A SPY
NOBODY KNOWS ANYA IS PSYCHIC
ANYA KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT PRETENDS NOT TO SO SHE CAN HAVE A FAMILY
ITāS SUCH A STUPID, HILARIOUS CLUSTERFUCK THAT WILL BLOW UP IN GOD KNOWS WHICH WAY AND I CANāT FUCKING WAIT FOR IT
THUS FAR THEREāS TWO CHAPTERS OUT, 50 PAGES EACH. IT RELEASES ON THE MANGAPLUS APP BI-MONTHLY WHICH IS A LONG WAIT BUT OH GOD SO FUCKING WORTH IT
AND I HOPE THIS POST WILL CONVINCE MORE PEOPLE TO READ IT AND KEEP IT RUNNING FOR MANY YEARS TO COME
*adds it to the huge list of Mangas to read* DIS LOOKS LIKE FUUUN
