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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

still so enamoured with the way iwtv vampires are attracted to ageing bodies - it makes sense, logically, because our tastes all change as we age, but vampires are So Often depicted as being obsessed with youth and teenagers (most often because casting directors and writers want the actors to visually match in age, even if the characters have a 100+ year age gap), so when louis in season 1 episode 1 smiles and says "you've gotten old" to daniel, and in season 2 episode 5 he says "do you want to (have sex with me)?" to daniel, and in the vampire lestat, when lestat's eyes linger on gabrielle and daniel, and when armand cant even read minds because hes so infatuated with daniel, it hits! it hits like crazy!

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

louis hallucinating lestat and armand stalking daniel during the entire loumand marriage, the diabolicule is UNFATHOMABLY real i'm afraid

Another iconic Devil’s Minion scene that is ultimately irrelevant to explaining how Akasha was awoken but Lestat felt was important enough to include. Thank you Lestat <3

already seeing people complain about past dm not being like. explicitly confirmed but tbh how would that have made sense? armand is approaching daniel who is like a scared abandoned animal in the corner who won’t let anyone near him unless it’s on his terms. he will not hesitate to bite and claw and in fact he slammed armand into a wall during their last convo. armand is trying to reach out but he’s gotta be smart about it. daniel says “prove it” and armand makes it clear that he’s not all talk, that he really was watching him in all his melancholy rage throughout the years. daniel isn’t ready to hear armand say he loves him LET ALONE “hey so we actually had this relationship and you loved me too and we were in deep true love and we destroyed each other and i couldn’t let the memories stay so i took them from you and btw i’ve never stopped chasing you and i wanted you to have a normal life but no matter what i did it didn’t take away the black hole inside you it couldn’t. i couldn’t.” like sorry y’all but danny boy is NOT ready for that. we gotta let this shit unfold.