Let's go, lesbians

That’s going to be expensive!

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

you can find chort in the clyteum

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

P4r could do something really funny yknow

P4R COULD DO SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY YKNOW

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

"it's that fuckin chocolate guy again!!" I say, already knowing I'm gonna reblog

My Godddd

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