survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

sorry i don’t think ill ever get past the blatant racism in the fact that the italian and irish mobs are heavily romanticized and almost idolized while latino/african american mobs and gangs are seen as the scum of the earth who single handedly ruin society. not saying either is good or anything but the absolute polar opposite way that white organized crime vs non-white organized crime is treated by media and white society is fucking nuts to me. just blatant stone cold hypocrisy

like white people organized crime is cool and sexy and movies and tv shows about it are classics (the godfather, the sopranos) but if black or latino people have organized crime and make music about it then it’s the reason society is collapsing or whatever and it’s glorifying violence. what if everything was equally nuanced

and one day a woman came to lord buddha and said, “sir, i am going thru some insane polycule drama rn, its emotionally destroying me, what should i do?” and the most esteemed shakyamuni replied “go to every polycule in ur discord server and ask for a cup of rice from each of them that has not known insane polycule drama. give this as an offering, and you will be liberated from your grief.” so the woman went to the discord server, but at each turn she was told “no sorry my gf left me for my other gf last year” “i wish i could help but my first partner asked for an open relationship and then ghosted me” “i cant help, my metamour broke up with my gf because i wouldnt break up with her metamour because she was dating her other bf’s sister” until she realised she had nobody left to beg her offering from. and the woman was enlightened

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

“if you’re plus sized you can just shop on shein/amazon/cider, they have a good selection!!” yeah but i don’t want to rely on fast fashion. i think fat people deserve more ethical and high quality clothing choices

Shout out to Chub Rub Clothing too! By and for fat people and really cute to boot!

THANK YOU

Maya Kern and WitchVamp (both on tumblr) have INCREDIBLE skirts and other stuff-- Maya Kern now goes up to 8X and WitchVamp goes up to 6X! And they all have POCKETS.