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Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

why are yall in hot topic tho

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

*on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones about to pass on into the warm embrace of what lies beyond* hey can you guys turn around or something i can't go with you watching

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

Must Appreciate every moment of love that we have in our Lives . Tomorrow we will all be Dead , so live your life, every moment is precious.

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all