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we’ll always be digitally connected... right?

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

why don’t YOU try making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while under constant psychic attack by invisible demons

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

why are yall in hot topic tho

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003