I broke him mental

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

"Suomalainen perheyritys"

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

Have you thought of just. Not falling.

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

IT

FUCKEN

ok this one is new to me