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If it's unhinged and it works, it's not unhinged.

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

*notices unprotected sex* oh my god, it's fucking raw! shameful, really. wow.

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot

tumblr mutualism is so funny you can be friends w someone for years n years only to one day find out that they’re short

I’m gonna ask my very catholic but very open minded cousin

i bet elf sex is nasty and pretentious

hobbit sex is unselfconscious and joyful

is this because of the shire pussy post

don’t know what that is can i see it

ohhhh i understand now

crazy because thats not even the shire pussy post i was thinking of

u can't say that and not link specific shire pussy post

love the variety of animal that I like to call “the sneefers”

My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

this is very comforting

OK so when does the feeling of needing permission to exist go away