Why Must Things Always Happen

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

The pyromancer always wins

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

i think bugs r so cutes . what if a animal was so so smalls little tiny . especially the real real teeny ones. aphids and spingtails and such. the stem of a leaf is wider than it is long .. .....

I don’t care how you slice it 99.99% of the time you choose to depict Jekyll and Hyde as separate beings it reads to me like What if this complex character was two less complex ones ☝️🤓 wouldn’t that be Spookier ☝️🤓 On account of the scary scary mental illness ☝️🤓

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

if u are ever stuck in a story u need to remembr that a piece of paper is quite generously proportioned in the x and y directions. so if you tryto escape a story by living it youll keep going and going a long time and never make it out. but in the z direction it is tightly limkted. so you simply need to stack stories on stories on stories until the page bursts and you r free. scheherazade knew this