Why Must Things Always Happen

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

robots that are bad at self care. robots that procrastinate cleaning their vents and download too many files and refuse to organise their hard drive and then spend all day complaining about being hot and tired and low on processing space. robots that are adhd icons.......

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

put your oc in a sleeveless white button up and a short black skirt. and thights

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

Someone prepare and deliver this to me immediately.

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

sick as fuck if I’m being honest