Why Must Things Always Happen

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

Everyone learn how to draw fat people and black features NOW!!

stands up in front of crowd I Think mega trucker is a beautiful filipino man

Also not to go too hard on this guy but watching someone fail so spectacularly to comprehend a single paragraph post and then clicking on their blog and seeing “aspiring writer” in the bio actually made me cackle. Like keep aspiring buddy

You Are Not Immune To Pump Shanty