you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

Kissing this guys wife feels like making poop 👆

you have to ask for consent man

this but it's corporate jargon and also your dolly parton

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Greak lifestyle

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

same but I'm pretty sure that's normal so idc

Rent should neverever ver be more than a thousand dollars what the hell like a thousand dollars just to be in a building for a month fuck you seriously oh my god

this is valid because if you convert it to real money that's 3750 real money !!!

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...