try saying no to these salty parabolas

THIS IS A VERY GOOD RECTIFICATION THANK YOU

I know we talk a lot about how molly and nott bullshitted us with their backstories but let’s talk about how fjord conned us into thinking he was the responsible one for like a good 30+ episodes

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

@sineala

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

actual footage of first contact makeouts

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

This is what Americans are actually like in real life

one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

okay that trailer for TAZ Balance has been out there in the world for a few weeks now, so I’m just gonna go ahead and say that the one shot of Upsy in there haunts my fucking dreams. idk why i just can’t get it out of my head and find it super upsetting for some reason

I’m glad to see my intense effort to make the worst thing in the world has produced the desired effect.