star-lord

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

unrestrained summer fun

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress