i'm a pizza hero

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

Lil rabbit i wanna put him in my pocket

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

this is my fave post on this whole website

why doesn't npr give them a larger desk to perform at? are they stupid?

ladies if i were a hare on a mountain.... would you shoot me with your hunting rifle

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.