i'm a pizza hero

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

wordle should have a give up button. I shouldnt have to open up a """""wordle calculator""""" just to find out what fuckass word they picked that day

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

"Do you really have 8 beetle attendants carrying your palanquin everywhere " "Are you really in costume made from the coarsest of fabrics " Come on man You know how i do it

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

if u never forget for even a single second that bunnies are real, you’ll do just fine. that simple fact alone will get u anywhere u need to go.