one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

Even though it's hard...stay engaged.

Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

#happy pride to this episode of a sitcom from the 1980s!!!!

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

If you have to be over 35 in order to be elected President of the US, then logically there should be an upper limit too. Say 70, maybe 75. The same could really be said for any political position. Honestly, the setup clearly needs to be that anyone who is retirement aged should ideally be retired, not 'leader of the free world'.

I've had a twitch in my left eyelid for THREE (3) SOLID YEARS and my doctor's advice has been a) get more sleep and b) avoid stress. ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhh ok ohhhhhh okay.