#cosigned

raping drunk dadtrick….riding him hard while he’s half asleep, inebriated beyond belief. he tries his best to push you off, whining that he doesn’t want it, but it’s no use. you just push his hands back down with a smile and grind your hips against his, causing him to let out a particularly high pitched cry. he eventually gives up his fighting and simply resorts to resting his hands on your hips as he sniffles and groans :). this sucks but its late and i want it 🦀

Please imagine me kicking Ultimate Dirk's ass. Lamest Dirk vs Me, the Best Dirk. You are welcome for the wonderful image.

chicken smoothy users dni

Grrr Tumblr won’t let me see ur reply on my post. What was it you said?

Dude . I hate being kin of a really sexualized ace character. Every time I go anywhere with a pfp picture of at least one person has to be like ‘dude . That’s my favorite character too . They’re so hot ‘ like . Shut up . Please . Makes me so uncomfortable. I have it in my bio not to comment about that . And yet . Still . I’m . Aughh this is more a me complaining about the treatment of ace characters I guess . But . It makes it weirder for me I suppose because I am said character