Stuff I like

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

I thought I only had bad headaches, until I had one with aura. Then I was finally diagnosed with migraines.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

the shape of water was about a disabled woman reclaiming her personhood and sexuality through her bond with an actual monster, btw

the point i was trying to make with ‘actual monster’ is by definition, he is one, but he’s also the only being who looks at her as a complete person + it’s a movie about solidarity between the dehumanized and if anyone reduces it to the Fish Fucking movie i’m pushing the button.

The movie is about a disabled woman with her two best friends, a gay man and a black woman, saving a fish monster from the real monsters: white men and the government

And monsterfucking

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.