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When I used to ask "When are we leaving?" I always got "Not yet," which was frustrating because I didn't want to leave, I just wanted to know how much more time I had left, but I was a kid, and didn't know how to properly word things.

And not only does she misinterpret and add hidden meanings that I never meant, but she holds onto her interpretation even after I correct her.

Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.

It takes an extra step in our part, but this is part of what makes it effective. It's not one click, one reblog activism and it hits them where they care: their damn KPIs.

LMAO OF COURSE THEY HAD TO

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

i have many shrimps :)

Most ironic photos

Here’s a photo my dad took at work

- knees

In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

Spreadsheets are older than written language as we currently understand it.

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

Yes I'm sure that the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy were both short enough for the average person to grasp and also explicit about the potential for this data to be used in military applications.

If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.

Thank you @tromboneralert and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs!

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

starlight and trixie comic

i'm breaking the author's silence to address these tags directly, because i've seen similar responses a few times. your context is part of you. you like your favorite band because you found them somehow. you speak the languages you speak because somebody else taught you. you feel the way you feel because you have memories and experiences. shaving off pieces of yourself will not reveal a truth at the center, and will only make you feel less like a person worth being. you will never shed your context or influences, anymore than you will ever become younger or undrink a glass of water. but you are free to create as much additional context as you like. build yourself outward instead of digging for yourself at the center. trying 100 new things will give you 100 more data points on what you like, don't like, think, believe, feel. it might begin to reveal an image of yourself that you can recognize, respect, and love. your life is not an object to be kept clean, it is an ongoing action that you get to control. also that's starlight glimmer not rarity.

Money well spent.