hey there demons

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

i'm still bitter about this. i'm gonna go out and get some cheesecake and lingonberry jam sometime soon.

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

Tall women don’t you ever feel insecure, you hold so much power with just a simple stance, I love youuuuuuuuu

Huh? How did you know I was a bisexual seme from an early 2000s yaoi? *wearing an animal print button up maybe with a fur trimmed coat as well*