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# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN Â
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025â)

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Professor Goldman,
I am emailing you to request an extension on the third-quarter painting assignment due next Thurday.
I am an artist who works from personal experience, and as such, I do need a basis of experience to work from.
As you recall, my first- and second-quarter projects were explorations of my strained relationship with my mother and my emotionally repressive Catholic upbringing, respectively. However. I have no further personal trauma at this time, and therefore, no subject matter to paint.
I would like one more week to complete this assignment, as I plan to initiate an explosive breakup with my boyfriend of two years.
Thank you for understanding.
that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like âYAS QUEENâ
Close second is Gonzos. Which is justâŚunhinged
âpolls show that 34% of americans will vote forââ
what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick
As a statistician, these are EXACTLY the questions you should ask when interpreting a poll.
In fact, you shouldnât HAVE to ask. A data scientist doing their JOB will provide that information UP FRONT. How the random sample was taken, who was polled, and what demographics were potentially left out of the poll.
If that information isnât there, donât trust it.
every person can feel freddieâs presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH IâVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs iâm not joking
itâs fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like itâs such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. itâs a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, itâs a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when itâs on in public. itâs bittersweet to think about freddieâs legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because heâs a part of so many peopleâs good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post iâm reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what theyâre all doing
So many people audibly âdoing the guitar partsâ⌠like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up âso you think you can stomp meâ
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final âoooooâs and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, âBohemian Rhapsodyâ came on in the restaurant kitchen Iâd just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when âsometimes I wish Iâd never been born at allâ came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

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honestly did the Nichijo team ever animate anything else cause
This anime is in my top 5 for sure.
the background music really cements this as an Experience
Did she get any like arts grants for this
a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode âjust one bite.â it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.Â
THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!
I never noticed it was cut, but I do remember thinking âthis seems differentâ the last time I watched the episode lol

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Foreigners tend to assume that the big cultural confusions between Australians and most other countries are gonna be based on our food, or social services, or weather, or weird animals. But itâs never that. In my experience, the real cultural confusions re: Australians are about The Respect Thing almost one hundred per cent of the time.
? I realize im proving your point but what
The broader Australian culture doesnât, as a whole, have status-based respect. Some individual groups might, because theyâve brought it from other cultures theyâre involved in, but the general culture doesnât. Thereâs no sense that your boss or scout leader or the guy in charge of your country deserves more respect than you, or that you should behave differently to them than you would to any random person you know similarly well. (The very rare exceptions include ritualised settings, such as courtrooms, and for some reason the fact that children use âMiss/Ms/Mrâ honourifics for teachers at school.)Â
I donât mean Australians are a âstick it to the man, fight back against those in powerâ kind of people â weâre generally not. And I donât mean we have a âweâre going to do the status thing but pretend we donât and pretend to all be equal in mixed companyâ thing that middle-class Americans do. I mean the status-respect system does not exist, and if you try to use it, it weirds people the fuck out at best, and insults them at worst. Treating someone most countries would say is âaboveâ you differently in Australia is basically telling that person that you hate them; itâs saying âIâm forced to interact with you due to our current circumstances but I donât see you as a person and wonât grant you the basic respect of treating you like an equalâ. (When I was in America, I was constantly suppressing the instinct that random service people were sassing me because they overuse honourifics and were so keen to help me.)
This makes interacting with foreigners really baffling in a lot of circumstances. In university, my international friends would often describe Australians as âfriendly, but very rudeâ. They thought we were all arseholes because of the way we spoke to our PhD supervisors and soforth, and wouldnât believe us when we explained that our behaviour was respectful and that being deferential would be weird and awkward and insulting to them. Learning Japanese had a similar problem; everyone in the class could get the concept of different levels of formality and deference in language, ans was happy to memorise the usage of various words for Japanese people, but using them on each other was super weird, and weâd only ever use the most casual form of anything unless specifically instructed otherwise by the teacher.
The reason Iâve been thinking of this lately is because Iâve recently become aware that a lot of countries have like⌠a special respect for their countryâs leaders? I donât just mean âyeah, that guy makes the rulesâ, but that having that office makes them better than everyone else, somehow. Which I expect from countries with royal families, because Tradition, but Iâve recently found that Americans feel this way about their President, too. (Except the current one, who seems to be enough of a dick to break the system.) Like, if six Americans were in an aeroplane that was going down and there was only one parachute and one of the Americans was A Generic Non-Trump President, itâs just assumed that that guy gets the parachute? Like heâs automatically the life worth saving over the others, and theyâd just give up their chance in favour of him? And thatâs so weird to me. An Australian prime minister would have a 1 in 6 chance at the parachute; however the people decided, âthis guy happens to be the leader of the countryâ wouldnât be a factor.Â
When Americans donât like a President, they usually feel the need to work in how heâs ânot my presidentâ, either through sheer denial, or by finding some way heâs theoretically illegitimate (different ways votes are counted, wild conspiracy theories about birth country, etc.), and while making sure those rules are obeyed IS extremely important, Iâve recently noticed that part of the motivation seems to be that theyâre invested in whether heâs Really The President because being the President somehow makes someone Special rather than just a normal dick whoâs been put in charge of the group project. (You see the same thing in âTHIS IS TRUMPâS AMERICA!â, like him becoming President gives him superpowers or something).
This is getting off-topic. Point is, in Australia you can run into the Prime Minister and ask him to help you fix your phone and if heâs not busy but refused to help you out heâd be kind of a dick; of course he should help you out. And if I walk into your restaurant and you act like Iâm a movie star and youâre going to be super attentive to my every need because Iâm The Customer, Iâm gonna get creeped out. Weâre suspicious and insulted by what most people in the world consider to be basic manners, and vice versa. And it makes interacting with foreigners super weird because I always feel like theyâve got some invisible heirarchical flowchart in the back of their minds that I donât.
I have long noticed that Americans have absolutely the same cultural attitude to the President as they would to a serving monarchy. They just think they donât on a technicality.
Can confirm that if I call someone âSir/Madamâ I generally mean âassholeâ (unless talking to an animal or tiny child) and that if I get called Maâam I feel like Iâm being called the asshole, which made time in Atlanta, Georgia suoer weird.
Australians have a very good attitude to respect
âŚso this explains why I have spent the last fourteen years low-grade pissed off at nearly every Australian I meet, because every time I try to be American Polite at them it pisses them off. And, for that matter, why my second boss here, the one I was so careful to be Formally Respectful of and always called âsir,â took such an intense dislike to me.
Yeah, even if that boss understood that you were American and what that meant, their instincts wouldâve been screaming at them the whole time that you were being a dick. Itâs a difficult thing for us to get used to even when we know the culture is differentâ.
As a Brit visiting Australia, the most vivid experience I had of this is: in the UK itâs really uncool to get into the passenger seat of a cab - youâre expected to get in the back. In Australia the reverse was apparently true.
⌠I am only just now realising that inAmerican and British movies and stuff, people donât get in the passenger seat of a taxi.
covid update: youâre now meant to get in the back seat for social distancing and IT FEELS SO RUDE. sorry taxi person I AM NOT TRYING TO SHUN YOu just I know there are rules and weâre protecting each other. letâs be intensely awkward for a while.
Reblogging this because I just remembered the time Molly Meldrum absolutely horrified Prince Charles by describing meeting the Queen as âI saw your mum last weekâ.
One of my favorite travel books described humanity as, broadly speaking, having two types of culture: one where formal is respectful and informal is rude, and vice versa. Australian culture sees formality as hostile or unfriendly and familiarity as warmth. Itâs decidedly not the case in USA as a whole, though as with any broad category the dichotomy changes as the group gets smaller.
YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS!
Different cultures are fascinating.
This is wild! It feels subtle enough in theory (as a Vermonter, where sir/maâam are not really used) but I can imagine how it could sour so many interactions. Apparently the Simpsons had a bead on this long agoâŚ
That Simpsons episode was surprisingly accurate in many ways. (Mad at them for telling the rest of the world about our Boot though.)
As a pathologically overpolite midwesterner,I assume I would get fucking decked within five minutes in Australia
Youâd get a reputation for being a bit of a cunt, definitely.
If an American family moved to Australia and the parents had the kids call them âmaâamâ and âsirâ unironically would they assume itâs abuse?
Not on its own, but it would definitely have people on the lookout for abuse. If I interacted with that family Iâd be extra vigilant in checking that the children arenât being starved or beaten or otherwise being made afraid of their parents somehow. (Keeping a general eye out for these things is an expected duty for people who work in my industry.) But if the kids were fine people would just accept this as a weird quirk; other kids might tease them about it though.
For most of my life I assumed that when kids on American TV called their parents âsirâ or âmaâamâ, this was supposed to be a tip-off to the audience that they were being abused; it was only in the last couple of years that I learned that in parts of America this is just a normal term of familial address.
Adult peers would probably also mock the shit out of the parents if they found out about it.
Ok but what about, like, those of us who use âhonâ and âsweetheartâ as a thing? Does that come off as sass?
Unless itâs to a close friend or family member, or youâre over the age of eighty, it comes off as massively demeaning.
As a fellow Aussie, I endorse this post
This is super interesting to me, because I grew up in Sweden, which is super informal⌠but there is a specific event that pushed us there. So like, we used to be all about titles. But not generally⌠generic titles. Like, if you didnât know someone, sure, a generic âmr/mrs/msâ might be fine. But it used to be that you were supposed to learn and use every single personâs profession as a title. Like âGreetings, Grocer Svenssonâ (you could even omit the surname if you wanted to), etc etc. And then use second person plural after the fact (âduâ = you, singular (like English used to have âthouâ for that), âniâ = you, plural⌠but âniâ ALSO = you, formal (like English just started using âyouâ for everyone just to be polite and then completely lost âthouâ))⌠But then, we just kind of⌠in the late 1960s, we just decided to stop doing that? And over the next few decades, it fell out of use completely. To the point that I, being born in the mid-1980s, never titled anyone, ever. Except they tried a little bit in school, but even little primary schoolers were like âthatâs bullshit, weâre not doing thatâ and not only didnât title our teachers, we called them all by their first names. Or nicknames. We just decided to drop the whole system, and in the end, we wound up instead of the title system and a polite pronoun, we went⌠call everyone by their first name and use the informal you. And just⌠at this point, I believe the only institutionalized formality we really have left is a rule that says you canât just âduâ the sitting monarch. And even there, itâs not like âwould his royal highness care for some refreshment?â, just⌠more like âhey, king, want some coffee?â So yeah, going from a country where you address everyone the same to the US was weird. I still donât feel like I fully âgetâ it.
Itâs kinda like getting invited into the parlor/formal living room versus getting invited into the kitchen. Thereâs some cultures where the Good Furniture Room is the place to bring your treasured guests, and thereâs some cultures where you really know youâre accepted when you get invited into the kitchen.
not even joking news publications and articles only ever seem to use one fucking picture of dorothy zbornak and its this one
why repaint the mona lisa
Bea Arthur was like: âsure Iâll take a promo picâŚ.ONCE.â
i hope the debate over whether or not it was misogynistic for bernie sanders to wear a coat continues for at least another three days
A high profile Jewish woman slated to have considerable legislative power in the US Senate would not have been able to roll up to her primary rival's inauguration with messy hair, no makeup, and a "practical" winter coat without being torn apart by her colleagues and the media.
Please read one (1) book on feminist theory please.
Oh you mean like janet yellen, old ass jewish woman and former chair of the federal reserve?
Anyway, get used to this. Anything perceived as less than completely reverential of Kamala Harris is going to be called misogyny for the next four years. That doesn't just mean criticism of this administration; it's going to extend to the way people fucking dress around her, someone perhaps not smiling convincingly enough. This is what #girlboss feminism has gotten.
The solution to âour society demands women put in way more effort into how they lookâ isnât âhow come this 80 year old dude isnât freezing himself half to death during a pandemic for equalityâ
If ur feminist hot take is "everyone needs to suffer as I have suffered" you need to read one (1) book on feminist theory.

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said âthereâs gonna come a time, probably when youâre a teenager, where youâre gonna think, âI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenât needed it in years.â and youâre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatâs gonna happen then? Youâre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youâre gonna be dying again, and weâre gonna have to find you another liver. So donât do that.â And I said âwhy the fuck would anyone do that?â and he said âpeople are stupid.â
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donât wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think âugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?â and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
Walk in on parents having a heated debate.
Am worried for a bit. Are they fighting?
Realize parents are having a heated debate on whether or not goats can climb trees.
Immediately side with mom, because I know goats can fuckin climb fucking ANYTHING because I remember the âcrave that mineralâ meme with the goat on the vertical cliff face apparently levitating to achieve the mineral it craves.
who fuckin says the internet never taught me anything
Dad has to leave to go back to work. Leaves convinced that no, goats canât climb trees, theyâre goats, they stay on the ground.
Once heâs gone, youtube search âMoroccan Tree Goats.â Find self-explanatory video of several goat up in a fuckin tree like some Dr. Seuss shit.
Mom looks at me like itâs the proudest sheâs ever been of me in her life, including my university graduation
She emails it to him. At work. My dad will get a video of Moroccan goats screaming in a tree at his place of business, with the subject line âI TOLD YOU SO.â
Mom triumphantly yells to the empty house, âTHIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE THOUGHT GOATS WERE THE DEVIL.â
Another ordinary day in my house.