HoeMoe; PanBear 🐻🏳️‍🌈💜

wait, it’s black history month. Why haven’t I seen the picture of the black guy whipping the white dudes pickin cotton as MLK looks on. y’all fucking suck.

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

JOB SITTING DOWN NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED NO MICROSOFT NO CUSTOMER INTERACTION

i was going to shave my legs today but on god the moment i reached for the shave gel just now it fell out of the cabinet, bounced off the side of the sink onto the top of the toilet where it rolled off the side of that directly into the trash can. i have taken this as a sign from the heavens to never shave again

there are plenty of iterations where Zelda is actually wielding the Light Arrows, not just bestowing them upon Link, and it's usually with a pretty large bow, with presumably a heavy draw weight. What I'm saying is, she's got a very powerful back and arms, and any fanart that doesn't emphasize that in favor of portraying her as a delicate waif is cowardly. She's shredded, she's a beast, there's a reason she's the higher priority target vs Link, Ganondorf knows she can snap him like a twig if he doesn't neutralize her first. Not even cuz of Triforce reasons, she can Just Do That. Imagine if SHE got the Triforce of Power instead of the one for Wisdom, she'd be a monster.

omg can we just get a round of applause going for prev today?? like they've clearly been working so hard & deserve a million soft pats on the spine for even getting out of bed every morning??? seriously what a gem of a person. can you even believe someone who's been through this much can still shine so brightly? a standing ovation for prev please. an inspiration to nexts everywhere. we love you

House is pregnant

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

GIRL, DUMP HIM

GIRL KILL HIM

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

hazbin hotel is the canterbury tales for jesters and vagabonds who write romantic sonnets as tho penned by Lucifer, Prince of Lies, towards Saint Augustine of Hippo, but like when he was still a kid

Hey I want you to know that I finally know what it was like for other people to read my original post. This terrifies me to the very marrow of my bones