HoeMoe; PanBear 🐻🏳️‍🌈💜

wait, it’s black history month. Why haven’t I seen the picture of the black guy whipping the white dudes pickin cotton as MLK looks on. y’all fucking suck.

People Magazine names sexiest man alive as a hairy chubby dad in a trucker hat and jorts.

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

At what point are you guys going to stop scolding the trans woman for saying women. I’m not some other category. I’m a woman. This site hates women.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

i do like the more detailed zelda games, twilight princess is enjoyable to look at, and i've been wanting a zelda game with the style of the original hyrule warriors for over 10 years. it just has to be done right with good art direction, the details can come together, but you need concept artists and designers to work together and not just cobble everything together from separate sources and say it looks good just because it's detailed. and let's not confuse detail for realism. you can apply details you think are "realistic" to anything and it can look terrible. this was a hard lesson i learned in my 20s as a freelance illustrator and concept artist, in classes they'll teach you you have to draw realism, but art inherently requires direction and realism needs to be bent to convey a message to the viewer. it took me many years of receiving harassing comments to learn this. realism is a set of fundamentals to apply to a fictional scenario you are illustrating. applying realism just because you consider it to be good and true and a rigid set of rules that can never be broken would be like cooking without an understanding of what foods pair well with eachother and how to cook them properly so that they are palatable. you don't make broccoli ice cream because you want the ice cream to be healthy, if you wanted a healthier sweet treat you'd be using bananas and/or berries with plain unsweetened yogurt and maybe add some honey or another sweetener in moderation. it's the same with art direction, you don't take mario and apply skin pore textures and render ever single hair strand on his head, people have done that as satire and it obviously looks weird, if you want him more detailed you carefully season in the details within reason, they have to have intention and complement eachother well while still resembling the original concept. it's why i often scoff at those unreal engine remakes of zelda games, they want realism without understanding how and where to apply it