we objectify men here, sir

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

saw a post last night that was like “it’s ironic that shane is a neurotic little dork who just HAPPENS to play a violent masculine sport” and my head almost popped like a balloon. HES A JOCK!!! HES A FUCKING JOCK!!!!!!!!!! please i’m begging you shane hollander is a jock

rewatching Mamma Mia! and just. it’s so perfect in it’s imperfection. people are sweating and their hair is messy and the makeup is minimal and the older people have wrinkles and also look hot and the costuming is chaotic and perfect and the actors were a little tipsy and they mess up lines and aren’t always perfectly on pitch and some of them are clearly not singers or dancers but they look like they’re having so much fun and I really believe that they’re on a greek island that’s the site of Aphrodite’s fountain and god it’s just a perfect movie.