we objectify men here, sir

Honey (mutuals) I’m home! (logged in)

they want us to stop making posts about hockey player spitting in each other's mouths while having gay sex. but we must persevere

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

can you please make sure to only experience sympathy or pity for me in a way that still makes you want to fuck the legs out from under me the same amount or more. thanks 👍