we objectify men here, sir

what does it say in the bible about double penetration

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

the earth is so beautiful yet men can’t stop waging wars