we objectify men here, sir

I’M SO CUTE LET’S BE KIND AND AFFECTIONATE TOWARDS ME

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

i'll be at the club wondering damn what my tumblr mutuals are getting upto i hope they're doing good

the montreal metros would eat apollos cattle despite shanes warning of their doom

it literally is my first rodeo

i am like the breadloser of the family

no one is allowed in my haunted mansion. not even ghost or creepy ghoul. i want to be by myself for a bit

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.