we objectify men here, sir

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

women are also feeling lonely and alienated from communities en masse women are also expected to stifle their mental health for the sake of perfomance at work, in relationships, for children ect women are also expected to work extremely hard to maintain a perfect body and perfect health and are punished for being fat/having hair loss/having health issues especially those that affect ones sex life women are also insecure women are also neglected by parents and teachers and authority figures women are also scrutinized for having emotions and punished for not meeting the gendered expectations of our class and expected to climb upwards and overcompensate while being punished for signs of poverty and we get the added bonus on top of, yknow, being women. your emotional issues are not a Crisis Attacking Manhood theyre the way our society is fucking built you just dont see women as people

ilya implements a “kiss tax”. it starts during one morning when he makes coffee for them both and before handing it over to shane he taps on his own lips and shane kisses him. so now whenever he gets anything for shane he asks for a kiss tax, and vice versa. shane grabbing the tomato from the fridge for ilya to cut up? kiss tax. ilya opening the car trunk so shane can put the groceries in? double kiss tax! shane coming in with fuzzy socks for ilya? kiss tax! if the circumstances is not ideal for a kiss a makeout tax is applied. this is a very serious situation

haha wow you’re such a gentle and fatherly figure in my life, can i suck you off???

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

thinking kip uses scotts hockey money and influence to become curator of a really successful art gallery and has a very glowing profile in new york magazine or something. hes pretty well known among the well connected new york crowd and scott hunter obviously a public name so their divorce really makes waves. kip being so classy about it and is making no public comments except for a “please respect our privacy at this time” . meanwhile scott is on instagram posting the most cryptic messages over a black background and is spending a lot of time in the hamptons and a carousel of young twinks are seen coming and going all hours of the day from his westhampton rental and he probably catches a dui or public intoxication charge. the mugshot is really funny and ilya makes it his profile picture for 4 hours before yuna tells him its not tasteful and makes him change it back

margaret qualley if you can hear me...it's time to lez out