we objectify men here, sir

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

Is there a reason berries are so juicy and sour and perfect

if shane hollander were a fruit 🫐

Okay

me every 5 minutes for the next 3 months: do u guys think they’re kissing right now

i am at my clits end

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

but how are we going to cope with the original #myshane moment in s2. i feel like we need to prepare we need to fortify ourselves

i can’t believe the media tricked me into believing in romance 

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

If I was interviewing Louis de pointe du lac I would ask him nice questions like what's your favorite color and are you enjoying the weather this summer I would not make him cry and ruin his marriage like Daniel