Call Me Sheila

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Oh you're gay? Which one of you is the self sacrificial knight who would do anything for your lover and which one of you is the emotionally stunted royal who won't understand the true extent of your feelings until it's too late?

customers the same in all universes

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

But it can hit if you plato the right crowd

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

not breaking any new ground here but the usamerican relationship between marketing/advertising and human sexuality right now is completely nuts. you aren’t allowed to show boobs or say “fuck” on youtube so it’s safe for deodorant companies to buy adspace for their commercial starring megan fox as dominatrix. what

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger