Call Me Sheila

at the library waiting to be picked up like it's 2001 or something.

i'm sorry i meant like picked up in a car. by my friend. because i don't have my bike today. i'm not cruising at the library. and if i were i would not have time to post about it. my methods are infallible.

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

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good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

Now seen in 2026

Happy 14th birthday to I Like Your Shoelaces

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

all you bitches are deadass my sons

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

black mackerel tabby

Dating apps should show you how recently a couple opened up their relationship and allow you to bet on how long it'll last