Still in Diapers

Sitter’s note: One of lil’ Dicky’s favorite naughty activities is escaping his crib and sniffing his used pampers from the day before. Every time we catch him on the monitor and say something, he runs , droopy diapers and all, back into the crib and cries. Puts on a big show of being sorry. One time he even started making humpies with a rather large pile of stinky diapers, which I of course had to put an end to with a rather harsh spanking. I’ve compiled a compilation of these clips and will attach them to my full report. Like I told you before, I believe this only strengthens my recommendation for his permanent second babyhood.

Some babies never grow out of diapers and that’s OK!

Face it. You still need diapers and everybody knows it.

Noo I posted the family chat series a few weeks ago :)

Littles don’t get to decide if and when they need a change, even if it interrupts playtime 😅

Mommy always catches him making accidents his diapers, even when the little tyke is supposed to be napping. I definitely won’t be back from my date before the blowout happens 🤷‍♀️

What do I do now?!

Aww I’m so glad you’re enjoying it.

Thanks! I would consider that, sure.

Anyway, it’s 8:10pm and we’re getting past his new bedtime. Time to snap it up for the night and turn off the lights. There’s a real man on his way over, and let’s just say he definitely doesn’t need pampers ✨