2 spooky 4 this

whenever i imagine someone getting tied to the train tracks i imagine it in a nondescript field like this

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday

[pointing at the moon] hey man can you put that thing on a leash?

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

its really baffling to me how much some ppl online seem to just. openly hate and despise women while simultaneously wanting to exist in progressive spaces

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again