Imtotallystoked

it’s funny bc I think I have a lot to learn, with blindspots that I’m still trying to fill in by reading more and talking to people etc, but when I’m hanging around certain family members I suddenly become The Wokest Person Alive just by merit of having made some attempt to not be shitty. and this isn’t level 3 discourse like “conflating submissiveness with a preference for bottoming is misogynistic”, it’s basic shit like “no, health is not a state of mind, and sick people are sick for reasons beyond bad attitude,” and “no, you should not loudly talk about how shocked you were that a Nigerian man was at grandma’s funeral,” and “please don’t say that about Jewish people,” and so on.

if you’re wondering how this shook out, he read it indignantly exactly once, removed the labels, insisted that it was not and could not be him and had we considered his sister (who invariably does use one. ladybug of soap) or perhaps me and his dad were doing it, then huffed off. But…. i mean, there IS still soap in the bottle today so maybe a win???

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny