weird science

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

I sent this to my roommate who is getting her orchi this week. I told her to make sure to ask for her 15% discount

my apologies mr mama