nia

if i'm hard and you're dripping then who's easy to compress

me my gf and our shapeless expandable poly partner. wait

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

one day i will open tumblr and the only thing on my dashboard will be franchaela kissing

As long as the schnitzel has enough space to fit a brothel, it's a good schnitzel.

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

A lesbian will make a JOKE post on their own damn blog about not liking whatever the yaoi of the month is and people will be in their comments acting like they killed their family

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr