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if i look back, i am lost
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@unfuckablebogtroll
Guy’s I’m cooked. I’m suddenly in blorbo hell because of a character from a movie I don’t actually like.
The problem is, time travelling butch cyborg lady knight.
Well. Here we go. Here’s my new thing. It’s not what I wanted but I’ll make do.
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I know it’s gonna rain cause my knee is on fucking FIRE. And the related hip hurts too but not as loudly as the knee. 😭
without looking it up, who has the best selling Canadian album?
céline
shania
biebs
gordon lightfoot
nickelback
rush
joni mitchell
reblog with your guess in the tags. i'll post the answer when the poll is over.
i took the answer from wikipedia's list of best selling albums of all time. i picked out all the canadian albums of which there are 7. (i went with the certified sales, instead of reported, but the ranking is the same.)
shania twain, come on over (1997), 30.7 million
alanis morissette, jagged little pill (1995), 26.4
céline dion, falling into you (1996), 21.1
céline dion, let’s talk about love (1997), 20.5
céline dion, all the way (greatest hits) (1999), 14.4
shania twain, the woman in me (1995), 14.5
céline dion, the colour of my love (1993), 11.1
every! single! one! made by a woman (and all in the 90s, too, the last time people actually bought albums)
Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop
Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.
No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to
I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.
HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY
GIRL, DUMP HIM
GIRL KILL HIM
girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth
My sister in science, no one's hygiene improves into middle and old age, please leave him
The only people with standards lower than a straight man's are a straight woman's.
I need to know who that 0.6% are, and what their rationale is. Because unless they tell me they have a bidet with power-wash strength, gross.
"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"
idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?
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The boomer asked me if I want to move back to Alaska, and I was just so stunned. I know that when life gets especially stressful he always wants to dip and start over somewhere else, but holy shit man. Like yes, there are absolutely people and things I miss about Alaska. It’s beautiful and the rural areas are quiet, but. I sure don’t miss 7 months of winter. I sure don’t miss barely-plowed unsalted roads. I sure don’t miss the “is it gunshots or fireworks… probably gunshots” game multiple nights a week. I sure don’t miss fucking Chugach Electric and Enstar and GCI holding everyone over a barrel. An oil barrel, if you will.
I sure don’t miss plumbing the depths of seasonal depression thanks to the long dark.
Had he suggested somewhere else in PNW I may have been tempted. A (relatively) quick and (relatively) cheaper flight out of Seattle or Portland would make it easier to visit the people I love and miss in AK. But then. I’d be farther from the people I love here and it would be harder to visit them. The way we’ve lived our lives means always missing someone somewhere.
Really we just need fabulous wealth so I can stop working and we can travel at will and in great comfort, lol. Spend spring and fall here, summer in Alaska, and winter somewhere south. Now there’s a pipe dream!
DOCTOR WHO
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
A really, truly, incredible good deal on something hits like fucking crack, dude
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friend who thinks about family annihilators too much: you know if that guy also had kids he would be a family annihilator
friend who thinks about family annihilators too much: you don't get it, this is important because of how we as a society react to the crime. a guy who kills his wife is not seen as on the level of evil as a family annihilator even with the exact same pathology and potential. a lot of mass shooters had records of domestic violence but they were not considered such a threat until they escalated. why is hurting women never a warning sign? there is more concern over the future of a man who hurts an animal than one who hurts a woman. if he hurts an animal, he's acting like a serial killer. if he hurts a woman, it's one mistake that shouldn't ruin his life. do you ever think about that
i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
I think what we fail to realize sometimes is that humans are essentially domesticated animals. the majority of us aren't going to survive in the wild any more than a random dog. it takes a lot of study and supplies and then still shit can just happen. but I think ppl assume they can just go out there, and that's why they get fucking lost and die all the time. you're a fucking chihuahua okay? so am I.
I'm not saying don't go out there. I'm saying take advantage of what you have over a chihuahua and educate and prepare yourself properly.
And if all the local folklore says to stay the hell out of a place, consider staying the hell out. you don't have to believe the stories about supernatural forces. just realize those stories exist for a reason, which is often that the terrain is fucking dangerous.
you have to get this piercing!
Do you like it?
I have it!
Yes!
yes but I wouldn't get it
No
Wouldn't be worth it
Results/other
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
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Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.
