sundrysyx & marmila & hardshine trash

robots that are bad at self care. robots that procrastinate cleaning their vents and download too many files and refuse to organise their hard drive and then spend all day complaining about being hot and tired and low on processing space. robots that are adhd icons.......

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

this is so crazy but it turns out if you want to write something you’re allowed to just open the google doc and start writing it you don’t have to agonize over it every night for weeks or months working up the nerve

this was fake i lied. keep worrying and NEVER open that doc

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

I bet backhanding a man ur sexually attracted to feels so good

theres a lot of jobs i think would be cool to automate but the people being automated out of a job are given no alternatives because this is being done for the employers benefit not the employee. so we're in a weird situation where im lookin at jobs that i really dont think any person should be forced to endure and still having to go "well i guess id rather a human do it than a robot" which kind of sucks major ass actually. why am i on the side of employment. god damn it.

someone needs to do hardshine as that one meme like the woman “not smiling” “legs open” “pussy facing the world” the man “smiling more than her” “leaning into her” “cock shame”

okay. just had to stop watching a video because the creator claimed fanfiction "got started" on fanfiction dot net. I need to sit down.

I just don't. understand being wrong about something that's so easy to not be wrong about. like, there's a wikipedia page for this and everything.

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️